We Did It: We Solved Racism
We finally solved racism. We only had to burn down half the country, turn all police into villains, change the definition of rioting to mean protesting, topple or deface most of our historical monuments, and empower a Marxist democratic front group to organize it all. After years of suffering from the ravages of inequality, our black-clad purple-haired saviors have arrived. All we have to do is swear our allegiance by taking a knee, and the promise of America's framers will finally be achieved.